this shouldnt be the funniest thing in the world to me but here we are
Everyone, say thank you X-men
the “mediterranean diet” according to every Italian I’ve met:
- sweet pastry for breakfast
- snack around 11-12 (also sweet most likely)
- quick, casual lunch (like a panino) in the mid to late afternoon
- multi-course feast circa 9 PM
- approximately 3 to 8 espresso shots spread throughout the day
-cigarette(s) (optional)
Add a glass of prosecco or red wine and that's pretty accurate 😂
most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.
what language is this
english
but in 3018
listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.
listen to me
dude what the fuck
aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…
[emotional video essayist voice] but in the year 1959, hot dr pepper straddled the hips of america
I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.
Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version
Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.
To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 
my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open
Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”
I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.